Reviewer "Aristophanes": 3/10

There are not a lot of good things to say about this root beer.  While it was so unremarkable that I can barely recall enough about it to write a review, the words "tinny", "bland", "flat", "smooth", and "light" come to bind.  It definitely lacks pizzaz.  Like many other root beers, they seem to be relying on the old-fashioned bottle design to convince the consumer that this is a tasty old-fashioned root beer, rather than the stainless-steel factory product that it really is.