Teddy's
Teddy's Root Beer
Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:26

Reviewer "Aristophanes": 2/10

Don't drink this root beer!  The bottle is emblazoned with several claims and slogans, all of them either misleading or simply false.  I will address each individually:

"Caffeine Free" - Most root beer is caffeine free.  Why not add "pesticide free", "BPA free" and "chicken tumour free" while you're at it?

"Only from the finest ingredients" - high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, flavour, ... 

"Hand Crafted" - Meaning what?  That the shift worker in coveralls used a fork lift to reload the high fructose corn syrup hopper?

"America's Favorite" - Perhaps the owner's daughter's name is America?

The bottle was flat, with no carbonation, and no head formation upon pouring.  It was very dark and opaque, suggesting a concentrated flavour, so I was surprised to discover it had no aroma whatsoever.  The taste reminded me of a melted freezie - alarmingly sweet, syrupy, and cloying.  I did detect a creamy vanilla taste, which is the only reason this root beer gets a 2/10 instead of a 0.  After drinking a third of the bottle, I dumped the rest down the drain. 

 

Some more information:

- Made in Everett, Washington.  This is also where Boeing assembles the 747 jumbo jet. Perhaps the aviation lubricant and root beer lines were accidentally crossed during bottling?

 - I acknowledge that the bottle may have been flat.  To be fair, if I see Teddy's again I will give it another try.  Reluctantly.

 

 
Comments (15)
15 Sunday, 16 June 2013 20:31
garry
Best root beer out there. My great uncle (in his 70's) used to make his own some 45 years ago and teddys is about as close to home made as you can get...brings back a lot of good memories
14 Sunday, 09 June 2013 17:27
Curly
I am still drinking this 1st Bottle right now and it almost tastes like the Root Beer Barrel Candies ... that is how strong the flavor is to me .... try it yourself
13 Sunday, 09 June 2013 17:04
Curly
This is a really good Root Beer the main post above is just the ramblings of someone that wishs they had started their own Company ... A&W Root Beer is lighter in flavor than this root beer ... I found it to be Just right and I am glad I bought 2 bottles and not just one ... have a great day and give this a try
12 Friday, 31 May 2013 21:16
Uuuhhhh...
To anyone here who said this is a good root beer. You haven't tried a real root beer.

Go have a virgil's root beer.
11 Monday, 13 May 2013 01:41
SevereIdaho
Folks, the reviewer got a bad bottle. This stuff is amazing. I just cracked one open and I am blown away. This root beer is by far the best I have tried to date. It has this spicyness at the end and a super rooty taste. The carbonation is perfect. If the reviewer got the bottle I bought today, this review would be a 10/10. Go spend a buck on this root beer and I gaurantee you will avoid those better known brands. I am an instant Teddy's fan.
10 Sunday, 14 April 2013 02:43
Dave
Please please please try Teddy's again. You must have had a bad bottle.

I discovered Teddy's root beer a few months ago. I was on my way to pick up a take and bake pizza when I got the craving for root beer to go with it. I found Teddy's in a big chain grocery store for $1.29 for a one liter plastic bottle tucked in with all of the expensive root beers. I thought that for the price I couldn't go wrong. This stuff is amazing! Just the right amount of bite and a ton of flavor.

I grew up in the 60's on the old A&W root beer. Shoot, all root beers were all amazing way back then. I stop by that store and buy a couple of bottles of Teddy's every time I go for pizza now.
9 Saturday, 30 March 2013 14:29
Ron D.
Received a free bottle at A Albertson's grocery store and will buy it next time shopping. A real good tasting root beer.
8 Wednesday, 23 January 2013 19:03
Ruben
They got these at Winco Foods tried it and it was really good. However they aren't in a cooler in the store, so put it in the refrigerator before drinking, to get a better taste.
7 Monday, 07 January 2013 18:53
S. from NH
I saw this ina local Shaws supermarket, and, being a sucker for new rootbeer brands, I bought a bottle, plus a 6 pack of IBC and a bottle of A&W.
Teddy's was the clear winner for flavor. The carbonation was very light, and the rootbeer was sweet with a short lived but pleasant aftertaste.
I have since bought 24 liters, and I have loved every last drop!
Unfortunately, it does not seem that Shaws is carrying this brand any longer :/
6 Friday, 30 November 2012 15:46
Nathan
This is the best root beer ever!!! Aristophanes should try again. It is wonderful!!!!
5 Sunday, 07 October 2012 22:44
Darrel
Very underrated rootbeer great value and flavor
4 Monday, 17 September 2012 18:46
marco jordan
I completely disagree and you must of purchased an expired bottle. 2 months ago I purchased Teddy's on sale and after you stick a bottle in freezer for 1 hour it is the most refreshing drink you could imagine. Im swimming in buubles after only 1 gulp. Bottle does not last long because I keeping on nipping at it. A/W mug and the rest are OK, but Teddys is the best. Im stopping by grocery store after work in
3 Sunday, 19 August 2012 20:35
Doug O'Donnell
I'm 66 year old and I've been drinking root beer since I was a young boy. At age 15 my first job was working for an A & W Root Beer stand in Madison Wisconins. I've always loved root beer and for the first time since I was a teenager I have found an outstanding root beer in Teddy's. This root beer has a unique taste and is the best tasting root beer I've had since my childhood. Keep it up
2 Thursday, 22 March 2012 15:18
John
This is my favorite Root Beer at the moment. Love at first taste. Your review is very surprising.
1 Wednesday, 14 December 2011 02:38
harold souza
teddy root been is the best tasting root beer out there , when you pour it out go slowly its fooms up a lot , its nice and creamy any rich , a new taste in fine root beer try it and you will like it

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